![]() I’m not a soapbox-standing mom who’s going to blame the demise of teenage morals on MTV or say the world’s going to hell in a handbasket because some emaciated Barbie traded her bikini top for peanut butter on Survivor. Still, even the coolest parent will grimace when their baby girl wants to be sexy. My hair’s not stuck in a time warp, I tend to favor high heels with just about anything and I am incredibly adept at the muffin-top-camouflage. My daughter might disagree (umm… quite loudly, I imagine) but I happen to think I’m a fairly cool mom. Not beautiful in the kum-ba-ya sense that “all kids are beautiful,” but beautiful enough that our friends nod knowingly and offer “yeah, good luck with that” condolences or “got the shotgun ready?” inquiries whenever she whisks through the room. ![]() ![]() But my savvy, sassy daughter? She’s confident. Trust me, my eldest teenager, a boy, does not get it. She gets it (only mothers of teenagers who don’t get it fully understand this phrase. I guess I wasn’t expecting a thong-and everything that comes with it - in middle school and worse– from her. It’s as if there’s a secret sexual revolution going on in your pants. Any female that’s ever donned one knows there’s a hell of a lot more going on than invisible panty lines. The bigger issue, as I see it, is the undeniable and intrinsic empowerment of a thong. It’s not that I feel seventh grade is entirely too early for thongs (I do), and it’s not that I don’t particularly see the need for invisible panty lines in middle school (I don’t). How was my head supposed to explode off my neck when she was following my cardinal rule? I drew a breath, nodded and did what any other mom would do: turned on my heel and left. ![]() I’m assuming my face froze unnaturally (or maybe I just dropped the laundry basket, I can’t remember) because she added quickly, “Don’t worry, I got it on sale.” Momentarily halted (“DON’T TASE ME, BRO!”), I just blinked. I stood in her doorway and watched as she opened her top drawer and proceeded to hold up the teeniest, tiniest thong I’d ever seen. “Look, Mom.” My 13-year-old daughter’s eyes shone with a sort of mischief as she called me in from the hallway. ![]()
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